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Coolest. Show. Ever Did you see Michael Jackson on his 30th Anniversary Special?! SO cool! This was one of the few times that I didn’t think the best part of the show was when Britney Spears showed up (although, might … Continue reading →

The Day Time Stood Still Ariel sent me reeling over IM last night (in much the same way another friend did a while ago) in her reaction to a story I was telling her. To wit: screen gets wavy, dream … Continue reading →

I’m more than a little dismayed that Dave Thomas died, and I’m a little confused by the feeling. It’s not like I knew the guy, or even go to Wendy’s all that often. There was a period during my senior … Continue reading →

Two Guys Doing Inventory of the Snowboard Pants Guy 1: Dude, have you ever thrown anything at a car before? Guy 2: Yeah… Guy 1: On purpose? Guy 2: How the hell do you throw something at a car on … Continue reading →

You’ve come a long way, baby… Tomorrow is my one-year blogiversary. Such auspicious beginnings, for a wayward lad such as I. I’m not sure what I’m going to do to celebrate; but, as I’m the god of sorts of this … Continue reading →

You’ve gotta love Hotmail. I’m not sure how to take this: Men will Notice! Don’t be lonely for the Holidays! Increase the Size of your breasts and they will Notice! >> 100% Proven and Guaranteed!

You learn a lot of things on your journey through Life. You learn how to be nice to people, and how to hurt them. You learn when to hold on and when to let go. You learn when to walk … Continue reading →

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