Author Archives: DAK

This is the end… my only friend, the end. – Jim Morrison My company just announced that we will be forced to shut down for ten days, 6 over the Christams holiday, and 4 in February during Chinese New Year. … Continue reading →

US Indicts Tyson Foods for Alien Smuggling Bleh. I started to go for the easy joke and write a fake article that made a play with the word “aliens” by replacing phrases like “Justice Department” with “Justice League” and “INS” … Continue reading →

CostCo I swung by CostCo during lunch today. For those of you who haven’t heard me talk about Costco in the past, it’s like a giant WallMart with free food samples. I went there for only one thing: cheap memory … Continue reading →

Prior to a Christams party (that I ended up not going to at the last minute), I went shopping for an ornament. If you know me at all, you’ll understand how it was my personal mission to find the most … Continue reading →

Mom of three heads state’s war on pot farmers. You know, by changing the punctuation, that might lead you to an entirely different place: Mom of three heads, states “war” on pot farmers

This is the first time in a long time that I’ve Christmas shopped entirely via brick and mortar stores. Last year, in fact, I’m fairly sure I never even left my apartment. For some reason, though, this year I had … Continue reading →

With that last post, my Life-score sinks to a rather impressive -973; which clinches my spot in the playoffs, and more than insures that I am most definitely going to Hell.

I just had the raddest conversation with my friend Jules, who I’m reasonably sure pleaseohpleaseohplease doesn’t read my blog. ring ring me: Hello? Jules: Daaaaaave! me: What’s up? Jules: You know that guy I’m dating? me: Yeah? Jules: Well, it’s … Continue reading →

So Snorland is down again due to the scrips being too server intensive. What this means for the future of my comments system, I don’t know. So, if any of you have a recommendation for a comments system that I … Continue reading →

There are two ways to do Vegas. One is the way you all know from Swingers: you dress up in suits, do it up all classy, gamble like a high-roller, and be smooth with the ladeez. Another way is the … Continue reading →