Author Archives: DAK

With a name like Bubble Body Wear, we would all expect to see something like this: Nice young lady Fantasies of the Wild West UPS fetish The bubble bra and panty set, what could be more natural? You know, the … Continue reading →

So I’ve been kicking around some domain names for a while, now. Everyone I ask seems to be largely indifferent; but, perhaps you won’t be. What do you think of (and don’t steal any, should you deem them worthy): – … Continue reading →

By way of explanation, Hamlet is talking to one of his courtiers who has come to “visit” him. With correct suspicion, Hamlet inquires if the King and Queen had asked Guildenstern to fetch him, and what follows is the reply. … Continue reading →

OK, so I just discovered that my downstairs neighbor (whom I also didn’t know) has moved out, too…and he/she/them/it were only here for a couple of months. I think it’s pretty obvious that this is all entirely personal. The only … Continue reading →

I’m so stoked, my tortillas came with a postcard! I don’t know who the marketing genius was who came up with this is; but let me be the first to say: “Bravo”! I haven’t decided who, yet, but someone very … Continue reading →

You can always tell who’s single at the market in a couple of ways: – they’re alone – they buy oranges by one’s and two’s [internal dialogue: hey, I buy one or two oranges at a time. That way, I … Continue reading →

Xenophobia is the fear or hatred of strangers or foreigners.

I was listening to tragic love songs via spanish radio on the way home yesterday: Puedo cambiar mi nombre, pero no puedo cambiar mi historia… *sniff* So….beautiful… Anyway, it made me wonder about those people that simply can not roll … Continue reading →

Signs you live in Silicon Valley, 27th in a Series: You know your next-door neighbor has moved when you notice that a pizza coupon is hanging on his doorknob. The one you both got over a month ago… Farewell old … Continue reading →

From days of long ago, from uncharted regions of the universe, comes a legend. The legend of Voltron: Defender of the Universe! A mighty robot, loved by good, feared by evil. As Voltron�s legend grew, peace settled across the galaxy. … Continue reading →