Author Archives: DAK

I think I hate driving. I used to love driving. Freedom from the world, all that power at my fingertips, etc.; but, now I find it just mostly annoying. I’m sure this is partly due to the fact that my … Continue reading →

The incomparable Meg has a new home. check it out.

Important anthrax info from victory blog (formerly everyone’s favorite asian bastard).

On Ariel’s impetus, I researched whether or not I could become a Canadian. With 70 “points” necessary for admittance, I scored 72 (where points are awarded based on your age, education ,job, etc.). Nothing too terribly interesting in that, save … Continue reading →

It’s company policy to give you…the plague – Mr. Burns Will wonders never cease? Despite my being rather annoying, people are still kind enough to send me birthday gifts. The latest (and hopefully last) comes from Stuff and Stuff’s original … Continue reading →

I went back. I walked briskly and with resolution. I grabbed one, then another, then another and another. I was asked if assistance was needed and, I declined without looking. Reason intervened temporarily. Long enough, anyway, for me to return … Continue reading →

Looney Tunes do the Matrix, err, Matwix.

Overheard Exchange at Fry’s over PSII Games: Jock-Nerd #1: Dude, this game totally kicks ass! Jock-Nerd #2: Really? JN1: Yeah, man, it’s sweet! I played it at Bill’s and it was awesome! Jock-Nerd #3: I can’t wait to play this … Continue reading →

I am the victim of credit card fraud. It’s for a card that I haven’t even used in over a year, and that sits, even now, in my back-up wallet containing other unused cards, expired ID’s, frequent flier cards, and … Continue reading →

In a situation much similar to Ariel�s, a garbage truck arrives under my window not everyday (as in the aforementioned raver�s existence), but only once a week. One of my apartment complex�s sets of dumpsters is roughly right under my … Continue reading →