Author Archives: DAK

Intolerance amongst groups who claim their ultimate aim is to bring people together never ceases to amaze me. Here’s a link to the supposedly profane picture that’s been in the news lately featuring a nude black woman in the position … Continue reading →

Speaking of hair, in a conversation with my parents it was somehow mentioned that I wash my hair every day. They (“they” because, you know, they speak as one) asked, “Every day? We only wash ours every few days or … Continue reading →

Back in the day, my then girlfriend was kind enough to cut my hair (thereby saving me what was at that time a whoppiing $9). She liked my hair very short (on the order of Marine) which was actually fortuitous, … Continue reading →

Overheard from the two guys playing in the court next to me while I was out shooting baskets: Guy 1: (shooting) Man, I saw Xena for the first time last night…Guy 2: (rebounds, puts up a layup) Oh yeah?Guy 1: … Continue reading →

Yo JOE!!!He’ll fight for freedom wherever there’s trouble, GI JOE is there…GI JOE, a real American hero, GI JOE is there.It’s GI JOE against Cobra and Destro, fighting to save the day.He never gives up, he’s always there, fighting for … Continue reading →

Finally! A place to get a Pope action figure. If you’re like me, you’ve wanted to stage a holy battle in your living room between Jesus and Shiva for the longest time, and now’s your chance. Personally, I intend to … Continue reading →

Do you ever get to work, look down, and when you look up again it’s time to go home? Yeah, me neither, today totally sucked…

Paying my bills last night, something occurred to me: Although most of my monthly tithe offerings are now electronic transactions, I still have a few old skool credit cards, car insurance, and utilities bills that I have to write checks … Continue reading →

It’s Valentine’s Day, I’m single, and that’s about it. I’ll be keeping my head down for the rest of the day, so if you’re looking for me, I’m not under my desk. In other news, this accursed “holiday” got me … Continue reading →

My fame and influence are spreading already! In reference to my earlier post about an office BS generator, a nice Londonite (cheers Miriam) sent me this link for a collection of workplace vocabulary. I was so inspired I submitted “Prairie-Dogging” … Continue reading →