Author Archives: DAK

*ring ring*Hello?Hello, Mr. Kleeman? Err, David Kleeman?Yes? Hi…Umm, hi, this is Todd from Devlar Properties… your apartment is on fire.err…The fire department is there, and from what I gather it was mainly in the kitchen and partially the living room. … Continue reading →

So that’s how they do it:Where Babies Come From in Germany via LYD

70 e-mails to start a Monday is fine. Tuesday and Wednesday are OK, too, but Thursday is starting to get just plain rude. Friday, though, FRIDAY is just obscene. How am I supposed to slack off all day when I’ll … Continue reading →

“Where has Dave been?” you find yourself not asking yourself outloud. Following up on your non-concern, you completely fail to send Dave an inquisitive e-mail asking his whereabouts. Not caring whether he is alive or dead, you continue about your … Continue reading →

This is what bothers me about mass media. “Bomb components found at San Diego airport” !!! And then you actually read the article: San Diego airport’s commuter terminal was evacuated on Tuesday after baggage screeners found what initially appeared to … Continue reading →

Obviously, my computer doesn’t know me very well.

I don’t know if you’ve noticed this, but men and women are different. You’re welcome. I realized, during my most recent date, that so much of my energy is expended trying to be funny. I’m cracking jokes left and right. … Continue reading →

You don’t know a lot about where I work, but the short summary is that I’m a product designer and I make consumer electronics and accessories for a number of brands. The point being, we have a couple of the … Continue reading →

I was sent this link by a friend of mine with just the subject “strangely therapeutic”. So SO true. Bush in Freefall

I’ve had a lot of dates, lately. Or, more correctly, “a lot” for someone who has oft been described as a “serial-monogomist” (and delivered, by the way, like it was some kind of admonition). Each one has been, honestly, a … Continue reading →