Author Archives: DAK

It was my house that was not my house, and I was there but not in reality, only by observation. My dad who was not my dad, or possibly just the hero in the adventure I was watching, had detected … Continue reading →

I’m fairly certain that the idiots are getting out of hand. I know the Bible says that the meek shall inherit the earth, but that’s not for, like, five to seven years, so for now to hell with them. The … Continue reading →

Let’s say you work in a building with a locked front door that you need a code to open. Let’s further say that you are a person trying to get into the building, but don’t know the code. Let’s continue … Continue reading →

And you people voted for Bush, why? > The U.S. information tech sector lost 403,300 jobs between March 2001 and this past April, and the market for tech workers remains bleak, according to a new report. Perhaps more surprising, just … Continue reading →

More fun with SPAM From: nottc@attbi.comTo: Yours trulyRe: climbing over the barriers, Tue, 16 Nov 2004 14:52:20 -0200: After viewing your record we are unable to a p prove your m o r tgage at the rate of 3.5%. However … Continue reading →

This weekend I was able to drive on the 405 with my cruise control on; which, if you know L.A. is extremely rare and nearly newsworthy. That it was 3 in the morning has less to do with it than … Continue reading →

The JawboneThis thing is (appears to be) incredible. It’s beautiful, and seemingly very functional (check out the “Try Me” section where the noise of a busy airport is virtually wiped clean of the transmission). I can’t help but think that … Continue reading →

There are times in Life when you are clearly reminded of how uncool you are, and probably always have been. Take, for instance, getting a copy of Halo 2 the day it is released, just like all the other 15 … Continue reading →

Over the past few hours Yasser Arafat has been dead, in critical condition, not dead yet and thinking he might like to go for a walk, and dead again… which really means the same thing it did when we found … Continue reading →

Is it juvenille that, while being handed the last of my ten items or less grocery store purchases (which happened to be a 12-pack of toilet paper), I laughed out loud when the bag-boy gave me a polite smile and … Continue reading →