Author Archives: DAK

they can’t ALL be about canning my own preserves

Looking through my bookmarks, interested in rediscovering what I find interesting, I found this: check me everyday Just as expected as it is odd.

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happy blah blah blah

My birthday is fast approaching, though I hardly realize it. I’m the type that typically needs to be reminded that it is, in fact, right around the corner. This isn’t true, of course, I know that my 36th birthday is … Continue reading

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another year older and deeper in debt

Not really on either count, but it’s got a catchy melody and the lyrics have a ring to them. I will, however, be another year older in a week. I find this terrifying, yet inevitable. Like Weekend At Bernies, IV. … Continue reading

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conspiracy!

Here’s what I’ve decided, and I’m pretty excited about it. The paper companies (aka “The Conglomerate”) has entered into an evil cabal with the pharmaceuticals (in conjunction with the FDA, obviously), to purposely infect the populace with the common cold. … Continue reading

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goodbye?

A friend is leaving LA today. It’s odd, when I was younger and being moved from place to place by the Air Force that wanted my Dad in different parts of the country every few years, I didn’t really get … Continue reading

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tub

Anybody else clean their shower/tub by climbing in it naked and scrubbing until the sweat starts dripping from their nose and their arms are shaking in protest? No? Just me? Just wondering…

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small big life

It’s funny how big our tiny existences can seem sometimes. I have so many things that I want/need to do, so many people that I want/need to interact with, so many places that I want/need to go to. Yet, in … Continue reading

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$300 is a lot to spend on irony

I need to be the guy that sews his own shirts. The one with the ill-fitting pants with frayed edges and the wrong button to button-hole ratio. That would be better than purchasing, say, a $250 shirt with a cardigan … Continue reading

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alcohol. the cause of, and solution to, all life’s problems

It has recently occurred to me how odd bars are. I spend a lot of time in them, more than the average, but for whatever reason I never realized the truth of them. People drink there. Sometimes there’s food, though … Continue reading

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time keeps on keeping on

The TV schedule says Back to the Future is on, but I don’t remember there being this many commercials in it. Speaking of time machines (segue!), I feel increasingly like I could use one. As I get older, and perhaps … Continue reading

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