Author Archives: DAK

I need to brainstorm on a number of action items on a go-forward basis. I’ll have to put some of the end-user insights into the parking lot and table their milestones…but I’ll circle-back with the key stakeholders to make sure … Continue reading →

She lightly bit her lower lip, a pensive expression on her face, “A lot of people are mad at me right now;” she said quietly, looking up at them doe-eyed. “Don’t worry, we’re only a little mad at you,” he … Continue reading →

Bendy straws are either the height of human ingenuity and engineering accomplishment…or a sign of the ultimate degradation of society into purely decadent excess. I haven’t decided which. I imagine, though, that one of Sally Struther’s adoptees, upon seeing me … Continue reading →

When I was little I had this record. Well, I had a lot of records but I remember this one in particular. For one thing, contrary to the rest of my assorted Disney 45’s and old cartoon anthems, this was … Continue reading →

I don’t get my apartment complex. Actually, it’s less of a complex and more of a collective. Four 2-bedroom apartments in a row facing another row of four apartments with a courtyard in the middle. I’m on one end and … Continue reading →

Look, I like to think of myself as a reasonably connected guy. I’ve had a website that no one reads for just about 10 years, I have multiple computers and phones, I’ve got your facebook, I’ve got your myspace, I’ve … Continue reading →

So, here I go again. It’s been a few months since Blogger decided that all of their hosted blogs had to be on their site…which had meant that the venerable floorpie.net would have become blogspot.floorpie.thissucks.seriously?.com, or, the somewhat easier to … Continue reading →