Bendy straws are either the height of human ingenuity and engineering accomplishment…or a sign of the ultimate degradation of society into purely decadent excess.

I haven’t decided which.

I imagine, though, that one of Sally Struther’s adoptees, upon seeing me slurping my second coke that I didn’t really want at lunch through a rakishly positioned bendy straw would exclaim (had he the linguistic ability), “SERIOUSLY bro?!”

Height of ingenuity, I just decided.

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