Author Archives: DAK

I had squid and peas pizza for lunch today. You just can’t get good squid and peas pizza in The States. Whenever I order it, they look at me with blank stares or throw-up on my shoes. This is one … Continue reading →

There’s an article in today’s China Post that goes as follows: One Suicide Every Two Minutes in China One person commits suicide every two minutes in China, making suicide the leading cause of death in the 15-34 age bracket, state … Continue reading →

The thing about Taiwan, see, is that everyone is Asian. Please hold your shock until the end. Seriously, though, everyone here is Asian. They don’t call America the “melting pot” for nothing, it seems. The unfortunate U.S. reality is that, … Continue reading →

Did I mention that I was in Taiwan now? No? I’m in Taiwan now. Also, for those of you on the west coast, I am some 16 hours ahead of you and experiencing your future. I’m not telling you what … Continue reading →

Did I mention I was going to Taiwan this weekend? No? I’m going to Taiwan this weekend. I look forward to partaking in mass quantities of Chinese food… of course, they just call it “food” over there. Hopefully I’ll have … Continue reading →

I have this theory that hott chicks don’t commute. Before all the hot ladeez in the non-existent audience take umbrage, I respectfully suggest that you really understand what I am saying: Hott chicks don’t commute. They drive to work, yes; … Continue reading →

Turkish woman locked husband naked in bathroom for three years My question(s) to you is(are): – How do you let your wife lock you in the bathroom?– Once there, how is it that you don’t break out?– What rich industrialist … Continue reading →

You may have heard about a little thing called the grocery strike here in the greater L.A. area. Local markets have been blocked by picketers since October 11th, driving business to smaller, locally owned establishments. I haven’t crossed the picket … Continue reading →

What the huh? >My floorpie domain has the ability to check e-mail remotely on the web. For whatever reason, said interface puts these tiny little heads in front of messages it deems “personal”. For instance:   09:52:03 AM   hott4teacher@aol.com    RE: Enlarge your penis … Continue reading →