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US Indicts Tyson Foods for Alien Smuggling Bleh. I started to go for the easy joke and write a fake article that made a play with the word “aliens” by replacing phrases like “Justice Department” with “Justice League” and “INS” … Continue reading →

CostCo I swung by CostCo during lunch today. For those of you who haven’t heard me talk about Costco in the past, it’s like a giant WallMart with free food samples. I went there for only one thing: cheap memory … Continue reading →

Prior to a Christams party (that I ended up not going to at the last minute), I went shopping for an ornament. If you know me at all, you’ll understand how it was my personal mission to find the most … Continue reading →

Mom of three heads state’s war on pot farmers. You know, by changing the punctuation, that might lead you to an entirely different place: Mom of three heads, states “war” on pot farmers

This is the first time in a long time that I’ve Christmas shopped entirely via brick and mortar stores. Last year, in fact, I’m fairly sure I never even left my apartment. For some reason, though, this year I had … Continue reading →

With that last post, my Life-score sinks to a rather impressive -973; which clinches my spot in the playoffs, and more than insures that I am most definitely going to Hell.

I just had the raddest conversation with my friend Jules, who I’m reasonably sure pleaseohpleaseohplease doesn’t read my blog. ring ring me: Hello? Jules: Daaaaaave! me: What’s up? Jules: You know that guy I’m dating? me: Yeah? Jules: Well, it’s … Continue reading →

So Snorland is down again due to the scrips being too server intensive. What this means for the future of my comments system, I don’t know. So, if any of you have a recommendation for a comments system that I … Continue reading →

There are two ways to do Vegas. One is the way you all know from Swingers: you dress up in suits, do it up all classy, gamble like a high-roller, and be smooth with the ladeez. Another way is the … Continue reading →

Return from Sin Suffice it to say, even when you know what you’re doing, sometimes Lady Luck really wants nothing to do with you. Some say this has to do with your personality, but I think it’s more likely that … Continue reading →