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Friday night I had an invite to the opening of J restaurant|lounge in downtown L.A. The newest hip spot near the Staples Center and hopefully part of the revival of downtown. It was awesome. Two floors, DJ’s, a restaurant downstairs, … Continue reading →

I think I’ve finally figured out the point of myspace. If you’re a hott chick, it’s to get attention. If you’re a hott band, it’s to get attention. Both viable and noble reasons. But if you’re not a hott chick … Continue reading →

When I get back from lunch I empty my change out into a small compartment in my desk drawer. Today, as I was culling quarters for laundry ($10.50!) I realized that this was one of my things, the putting of … Continue reading →

I weighed myself this morning and was pleased to find that I’d lost 6 pounds… of course, the fact that I did so by puking my brains out all day yesterday is hardly the point. The real point is this: … Continue reading →

It should come as no surprise to regular floorpie readers (Hi Mom! Hi Dad!) that I have trouble sleeping. Be it insomnia that keeps me up at night, or just the simple fact that I don’t really go into a … Continue reading →

And in what is a proud day for all of us original St. Lous-ites, the (technically) hometown has been named the most dangerous city in the U.S. A surge in violence made St. Louis the most dangerous city in the … Continue reading →

Last minute Halloween costume .: wear all black – CHECK.: gel-up hair – CHECK.: wear eye make-up for that smokey devil may care, late night, out of bed look – CHECK

Knitta please! I have never knitted in my life. I have never, to the best of my knowledge, so much as held a knitting needle… though I am a big fan of playing with yarn. I have, however, participated in … Continue reading →

This is my favorite new ad. I got a print version in some junk mail recently, and I’ve been obsessed ever since. Not because of the product, which I understand is actually rather useful, but because of the pitch(wo)men. OK, … Continue reading →

In response to an earlier commenter, the Reguirements to be Defined as The Girlfriend (or Otherwise Significant Other) .: a dedicated toothbrush.: In the case of females, tampons or other menstrual restriction products. In the case of men, I dunno, … Continue reading →