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I be illin’ (One) day when I was chillin’ in Kentucky Fried ChickenJust mindin’ my business, eatin’ food and finger lickin’This dude walked in lookin’ strange and kind of funnyWent up to the front with a menu and his moneyHe … Continue reading →

Pride is a mortal sin, or a deadly sin, or a whatever sin, right? A few seconds pass… Ah, the answer is yes. Well, I have that. The problem, though, is that it’s not for anything good like thinking I’m … Continue reading →

I just… but… wha? How can… that’s terri… buh? BEIJING (Reuters) – Migrant workers in south China are wearing adult diapers on packed trains heading home for the Lunar New Year holiday because they have no access to a toilet, … Continue reading →

MVP! MVP! MVP! I have been a Lakers fan for a long time, my friends. I’m not a fair-weather fan, and I didn’t jump on any bandwagons. I’ve been a fan from before there was a Staples Center, from before … Continue reading →

Living with little more than a bed and a few clothes puts materialism in a unique persepctive. Actually, saying “little more than a bed…” is a bit of compositional allegory, there really is little more than a bed in here. … Continue reading →

It’s funny. I get periodic search reports for my website detailing what, if anything, people have searched for on my site. This is the same way that I know that people are still coming looking for Japan, see-thru skirts (welcome, … Continue reading →

I wonder if blind people are as vain about the way they smell as sighted people are about the way they look.

Tony Pierce is an old man. 108, 109, something in that neighborhood; I forget and it’s impolite to ask. Even at his advanced age, though, he gets the young ladeez. And why is that, you ask? Is it his fat … Continue reading →

Saturday I went to The Avalon, which is easily my favorite LA hotel based on the decor alone. As J would and has said, “It’s very ‘Dave’.” It also, however, has a few of my least favorite LA attributes: pretension … Continue reading →

It’s been an uncharacteristic 6 days since my last post, and I can’t imagine what might have been so important that it would have kept me from doing so. Unless it was the following: Tuesday I finally got The Call … Continue reading →