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Not that I watch it or anything, but, you know that your previously underground hobby has gone mainstream when, during a Desperate Housewives episode, Lynette’s one of the main character’s admin responds to the question, “Are you busy?” with, “No, … Continue reading →

You’re thinking to yourself, “What’s going on with Dave? Is he alright? Did his rubble burn down?!” I’ll tell you what’s wrong with Dave: Dave’s still at work. He’s 12 hours into his 13(?) 14(?) 15(?) day, and looking forward … Continue reading →

Bush has balls. Knows how to use them. KYOTO, Japan (CNN) — U.S. President George W. Bush is pushing China to grant more freedoms to its people, citing Taiwan as an example of a successful Chinese democracy. …”Modern Taiwan is … Continue reading →

I think it is safe to say that it is a little more than fortuitous that I found this on the floor in my apartment. Karma.

Dave’s first non fire-related post in a while Whenever I am talking with people and need to remind them of certain obligations to be somewhere at a certain time (for instance, walking up to a group of co-workers that are … Continue reading →

Sifting (literally and figuratively) through the broken remains of your existence really works up an appetite and leaves you physically drained. For those considering burning their houses down, I’m going to have to go ahead and recommend against it. Nothing … Continue reading →

A Silver Lining? Weeks ago I was in need of Q-tips. Or, I guess more specifcally, I was in need of ear cleaning which would be facilitated, to the best of my knowledge, most appropriately by Q-tips. I therefore went … Continue reading →

The thing about the soot (and that is the thing that there is a thing about)… the thing about the soot is that it gets everywhere. And I don’t mean “everywhere” in the same sense that most generalizations are used … Continue reading →

And so begins the photographic proof

*ring ring*Hello?Hello, Mr. Kleeman? Err, David Kleeman?Yes? Hi…Umm, hi, this is Todd from Devlar Properties… your apartment is on fire.err…The fire department is there, and from what I gather it was mainly in the kitchen and partially the living room. … Continue reading →