Things I don’t care about:

.: That Britney is pregnant
.: That songs on Bush’s ipod might be stolen… of course they’re stolen, why are we wasting time thinking about it? Pray with me, adoring public: “Dear merciful god in heaven, please bring me a press conference in which Bush must defend his iPod songs with such phrases as, ‘I have the Dixie Chicks on for research’, and ‘I did not have relations with that band, Milli Vanilli‘. Thank you.”
.: That Jacko is doing anything… OK, maybe a little. I just used one of my free iTunes songs from Pepsi to get Billie Jean. I mean you have to people!
.: Four words: American Idol