Author Archives: DAK

They (where “They” is “The Company) have Gatorade in some of the vending machines here. This is good; because, you know, you burn mass amounts of electrolytes whilst sitting… in your cube. In other news, this site needs a redesign.

From time to time, I’ll randomly be followed down a hallway by a stranger (that coincidentally happens to be going where I’m going). When I turn a corner, I like to silently run ahead a few dozen feet, and then … Continue reading →

By the way, you should check out my cam, and bask in the splendor that is me, alone, sitting on my floor in my now empty apartment, in near darkness, pathetically typing on the floor and wishing I was either … Continue reading →

How about Michael Jackson? A while back, Heather Champ of The Mirror Project sent out a birthday wish: a mirror shot from Moby. clever filler Well, she got it! That is unspeakably cool, I think. At any rate, it’s funny. … Continue reading →

On the way back from lunch, I was stopped behind a new Cadillac Escalade with a San Jose Sharks sticker on the back window. I don’t know… I don’t care how much you love a team, I don’t see putting … Continue reading →

As I’m only at The Company as a contractor “my” desk isn’t really “mine” at all. It’s the old desk of the unfortunate man who’s lay-off afforded me work. As such, my large cubicle is filled to the brim with … Continue reading →

Bleh… So I moved to LA this weekend. Let me tell you a little about moving out of a one bedroom apartment two floors up in the rain: it sucks. Moving in to a two-bedroom apartment in mild LA weather … Continue reading →

They’re serving cake to someone who’s leaving the company right now. It’s everything I can do to keep my head down and remain inconspicuous… me being the dirty dirty contractor hired after the lay-offs, you see.

That’s not sexy Being in a rush this morning, I picked up the colon-quivering experience which is a McDonald’s breakfast eaten in your car on the way to work. Consequently, I made my way to the bathroom this morning. Before … Continue reading →

Keyser Soze’s Water Update: 3 of 12 bottles now gone. ‘Keyser Soze’ remains. 04.10.03 at 1146 hours UPDATE to Update: 6 of 12 bottles gone. ‘Keyser Soze’ remains. 04.10.03 1653 hours