Author Archives: DAK

In reference to my earlier post: voltron says: you’re mom is gonna buy a gun…. sweeeeet Lion-O says: scary, huh? voltron says: definitely a shotgun voltron says: …with sawed off handle and barrel of course Lion-O says: naturally voltron says: … Continue reading →

Do you want fries with that? Subway never ceases to amaze me. There’s something about their Sandwich Technicians turned Zombies that turns their ears off whenever you order anything. To whit: Dave: Hi, can I get a foot-long veggie, on … Continue reading →

We got so caught up in the skin eating that we forgot about the love. – Dr. Hibbard I went to see K-PAX last night. Two words: sweet. It presented a tableau of interesting characters and a unique way of … Continue reading →

Two things In Fry’s today, buying software for work (Windows 2000), the cashier asked me what I was going to do with my purchase. I said, “uh, I’m going to use it at work” all the while wondering if he … Continue reading →

So, I’m working on a redesign to be unveiled when I transfer to my new domain. If this exercise has taught me anything, it’s that, although I may be creative, and a product designer, I suck at graphic design. Bleh. … Continue reading →

About once a week, a co-worker and I walk up to the local Krispy Kreme and get donuts…and I mean donuts in the strictest sense of the word. She gets a donut, and I get a donut, thereby making donuts; … Continue reading →

Boo! Last night, I went to a pumpkin carving party at Tim’s. This is what came out. The photo is awfully dark…but can you see the brains? Ariel also went to a pumpkin party at Tim’s last night. Not the … Continue reading →

I was paying bills, and I remembered a post I made a long time ago. Suddenly, it’s not funny at all.

I’ve made it to the hallowed “favored status” on captions blog (as created by druzba). Fear me.

Arrgghh! I let loose the cry of fuck me! in deference to Textism.