Author Archives: DAK

Well that sucks. Someone registered the .com and .org versions of the domain name I wanted, not a week after mentioned it here. Just goes to show you kids, keep your big mouth shut. I’ve registered the .net version (wah-waaaaaah), … Continue reading →

Do any of you ever feel like Doogie Howser (you’ve got to download the theme song, by the way)? Remember how at the end he’d always sit at his sweet 66Mhz with the color monitor, writing his diary entries in … Continue reading →

Yes, you’ll have a beautiful view of the beach…from the electric needle room I’ve had them before, and I’ll have them again. Tonight, I had a pretty awesome Bachelor Moment. Being too lazy to cook anything substantial, too tired to … Continue reading →

Johnny is more beautiful than he once was.

NEWS FLASH! According to the Palo Alto Daily News: Pumpkins damage mailboxes Roughly 25 mailboxes were damaged in Los Altos after leftover Halloween pumpkins were hurled at them, police said. Police have no idea who committed the acts of vandalism … Continue reading →

There’s something depressing about going to LA. Correction, there’s something depressing about returning from LA. Everyone knows that there’s a stereotypical glut of beautiful women in SoCal; that movie stars and models are everywhere you turn, and you’ll say “hey, … Continue reading →

A friend of mine sent this to me. It’s a little tasteless, but in the same breath I could argue that it rails against the oppression of women. OK, so I just thought it was funny.

Bleh…reblogger threw me into a loop. As I was saying, I’m back from LA, and I had a really fun time. It reminds me why I wish I was back in SoCal sometimes.

Just messing around… So I’ll be in LA this weekend. Have fun while I’m gone, and fer cryin’ out loud, clean this place up!

Fan-Mail Friday! …yeah, I know it’s Thursday, but I’m taking tomorrow off, so… Bobby writes: You are a genius. I was surfing Judy’s site, and hit the link to yours. I read the whole page top to bottom, and I … Continue reading →