Author Archives: DAK

Spiderman. Spiderman. Does whatever a spider can. Spins a web, any size. Catches thieves- just like flies. Look out! Here comes the Spiderman! Is he strong? Listen, bud. He’s got radioactive blood. Can he swing, from a thread? Take a … Continue reading →

Humorous commentary from the irrepressible Meg: WHY AMERICANS ARE FAT, FIRST IN A SERIES So I’m watching this commercial for Tostitos Scoopers. The premise is that most chips aren’t easy enough to dip. Regular chips are designed so that you … Continue reading →

Ooooh! Floor pie! – Homer Simpson The Exceedingly uninteresting story Of The origins Of floorpie.net Presented under An Oddly capitalized title As i Am sometimes wont To Do So as my notoriety and fame grew, I got more and more … Continue reading →

Blogger ate one of my posts this morning, and it’s too bad, too. Never before/(or since) had/(will) you seen/(see) such a work of literary brilliance. How I could have expounded so eloquently about missing my alarm this morning for nearly … Continue reading →

The great American author, Ken Kesey, passed away this weekend. Both his most famous work, One Flew Over the Cuckoo’s Nest, and his lesser-known yet arguably better Sometimes a Great Notion, entertained and educated me in lasting ways. My world … Continue reading →

Yeah me, I’m at my new domain! So now you know the secret that nearly three of you were probably waiting for: I went with floorpie.net, which nobody liked but me. Ah well. I’ll be implementing many more changes (in … Continue reading →

What the huh? Pope to Bless Internet

Domain Name Update So my plea for my .com domain name was rejected. Ce la vie. I’ve gone ahead with the .net version and am now just patiently waiting for my hosting service to process my order. The degree to … Continue reading →

I saw a lecture by Karim Rasheed (care-um raw-sheed) tonight. This is the second time that I’ve seen him speak, and it was awesome both times. For those of you not in the know, Karim (we’re on a first-name thing, … Continue reading →

I saw Pixar’s Monsters Inc. last night, and it was quite rad. The animation was amazing NOT to the point of distraction. This, I feel, is actually good, as it means I didn’t notice that it was animated, and instead … Continue reading →