Author Archives: DAK

*sigh* back at work… I went to Battlebots on Friday. I have only one thing to say about that: I. Am. A. Dork. OK, I have some other stuff to say, I suppose. Reasons why I am a dork, that … Continue reading →

Hello and welcome to McDonald’s. May I take your order? Yes, I’d like a number 3 with a Coke, please. Will that be all for you? …I’d also like a better paying job, peace on earth, good will towards men, … Continue reading →

This site needs a redesign. My Freshman year in college I lived in the dorms. As such, there were all kinds of subsidized and standardized sorts of things that were set up to make you less homesick, more productive, more … Continue reading →

I bent my Wookie.

I saw The Mummy for the first time last night…ugh. So that’s why they invented videos. Granted, I wasn’t expecting a classic, but word on the street led me to believe that I would at least be overwhelmed by the … Continue reading →

There’s a junior high school near my apartment that I often go and shoot baskets at if I get home early enough from work. Usually, I rush over there, mess around for about an hour or so, and then rush … Continue reading →

Someone who wishes to remain anonymous indirectly pointed me to redcricket. Though he hasn’t updated it for a long time, check out his camtoons section, starring a poseable Green Lantern (standard cheezy link here).

oh. my. God. Please tell me that isn’t Bush doing the bearded goat. I guess he was born to rock afterall. What’s more, he got an honorary law degree. I’m not sure, but there must be an oxymoron in there … Continue reading →

According to my referrers list, I’m #1 on AOL’s search page for “stuff to do while hi” I find that hilarious on so many levels…

update Yeah, so that guy wasn’t Eric Clapton, it was the guitarist from Phish. I have learned two lessons from this: 1. All guitar-guys with beards and glasses are not Eric Clapton 2. The guy who talks to you while … Continue reading →