Author Archives: DAK

It’s raining here in the City of Angles; which means, undoubtedly, that Storm Watch 2005 is in full effect. It’s largely known across the nation that we, the Chosen, here in SoCal are given the gifts of Amazing Weather, Idyllic … Continue reading →

What I want to know, basically, is that if she was so against them, why did she even have any wire hangers in the house? I mean, that’s just asking for trouble.

Thing that floats through my head during the day #12153247 I wonder which thumb I use to hit the space bar while I’m typing? I usually have my hands in the proper “home position” and I therefore have a 50-50 … Continue reading →

David Cross has this sketch where he’s talking about how hott young girls are these days. I think he’s specifically talking about the teenagers that don’t look like teenagers (like Britney Spears back in the day) but whatever the premise, … Continue reading →

It’s been about two months since I’ve given up caffeine (more or less), and I’ve noticed some rather marked changes in my physiology: For the last 15 years or so, I’ve had chronic insomnia; never being able to go to … Continue reading →

“What’s been going on in my life?” none of you are asking. Well, I’ll tell you: I’ve been going out a lot, working on getting a business started, working on a furniture project, doing some consultant work, mountain biking, holding … Continue reading →

Elegant, sophisticated, rebellious, alternative and eternally fashionable, black has become virtually synonymous with chic and style. But while this colour is often present in avant-garde creative work, no one has ever dared to use it for toilet paper until now. … Continue reading →

You’ve probably heard by now that California is burning down to the ground again. Every season, California gets a little bit crazy and set itself on fire. The air begins to smell like smoke, the fog that is not fog … Continue reading →

Happy Birthday… to me So that’s what 31 feels like.

I had a conversation with my neighbor last night where he basically correlated the senseless death and destruction that America has wrought in the Middle East with the direct karmic relationship to the recent spat of deadly hurricanes to hit … Continue reading →