Author Archives: DAK

This morning, in his year-end press conference, when asked about the whereabouts of Osama bin Laden and the reasons his trail has gone so cold, “President” Bush answered, “Well, if I had to guess, I’d say he was somwhere in … Continue reading →

You may remember my comunique with Miss Achan Manute, a Sudanese refugee, daughter of a rich Cattle Farmer, who needed my help in securing her dead father’s $9.5M bovine fortune. She did not, sadly, reply to my offer for assistance. … Continue reading →

Oh. My. G… Hasselhoff I don’t have the words. Watch the video and all will be explained.

From The Washington Post: The Federal Communications Commission is considering loosening a ban on using cell phones in airplanes. FCC officials will discuss at a meeting Wednesday changes to rules that bar people from using wireless devices while flying, spokeswoman … Continue reading →

I’ve never wished I had my camera with me more than last night when Angelyne pulled up beside me on my drive home. Pink Corvette, “ANGLYNE” license plate. Perfect.

I am an unpublished writer. >We all are, here in the blogoshpere. It may be hard to tell from my recent offerings, but I do, from time to time, have little flashes of competence. Not that the following is one … Continue reading →

It’s not so much the distance, or even the traffic. It’s the parking. Or at least today it is. Tomorrow it will be back to the distance again, and then the day after that, the traffic. >I got to the … Continue reading →

It was made clear to me today that there are 19 shopping days left before Christmas. I have not verified this statistic, but it seems reasonably reasonable to me. This means, of course, that I am in a state of … Continue reading →

Who has time for blogging when you’re preparing for a co-worker’s return?

Big Brother is watching…ME From: administrator >To: DaveSubject: A Message You Received is Being Held for Review *** NOTE: REPLIES TO THIS MESSAGE WILL NOT BE ANSWERED. ****** PLEASE SEND ANY RESPONSE TO THE IS HELP DESK MAILBOX! *** MailMarshal … Continue reading →