Category Archives: from the Blogger archives

One thing I have learned about Chicago for Lollapalooza is that you CAN keep drinking after your 10th drink and 5th shot because, thankfully, Chicago is a giant brewery. Also, there are really tall women in theMidwest. I’m making no … Continue reading →

724. Why can’t they make plastic shower-curtain liners where the ends don’t fold in on themselves?725. A shot that will make it so #724 doesn’t bother me so much726. A pill that does the same as #725 for the weak … Continue reading →

I don’t know, it’s what just popped in my head. If I wake up tomorrow and this doesn’t still make me chuckle for some reason, you won’t see it to be able to judge for yourself. On a side note, … Continue reading →

I’m addicted to cooking competition shows; which, in and of itself, I find amusing. Cooking competition? Like for points and whatnot? An act of love, or just basic survival, morphed into something grade-able seems incongruous to me. Anyway, Top Chef, … Continue reading →

I just spent the better part of a Saturday cleaning half of my apartment. I’m not sure why that is so exhausting; but seeing as my place is already pretty clean to begin with, I’m either spectacularly out of shape … Continue reading →

Why do I still get searches for Bobby Trendy on my site? I mean, obviously he is fabulous, but wasn’t his 15 minutes up about 5 years ago?

The first time I went to prom I felt like I was too cool for school and didn’t take my date and friends back home for pictures with the parents. After all, we were taking pictures at everyone else’s houses … Continue reading →

Everyone gets depressed. Well, not ME, I’m perfect; but everybody else does from time to time. An it’s funny the kind of clarity that you can see easily from the outside looking in, that is so desperately out of reach … Continue reading →

The weird thing about keeping a blog that relatively no one reads is that I go to an awful lot of trouble to have the privilege of doing so. OK, it’s not that big of a deal, but I do … Continue reading →

I’m rapidly approaching 35. And I don’t mean like how the waif blonds get so depressed on their 25th birthdays because they’re ALMOST 30…I mean I’m actually rapidly approaching 35. Like in the next couple of months. You know the … Continue reading →