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Every day this week has been the same. Get up. Go to work. Go home. Eat dinner. Work at home until 2. Repeat… Which has left little (no) room for any kind of social life. >And I’ve been fine with … Continue reading →

If I don’t have enough time now, how am I supposed to then?I know! That’s what I’m saying. Craziness. So the thing about dating a lot is that it might make you feel like a winner when you’re exaggerating your … Continue reading →

Have you ever showered in the dark before? I don’t mean showered in the near-dark with your girlfriend/boyfriend with the lights off and a few candles lit by the sink. We’ve all done that. I mean close the door, turn … Continue reading →

The wheels of justice they are a-turning. Between you and me (and just between you and me), I really don’t understand how anything gets done in today’s legal system. Everything just takes forever and a day. I just wanted to … Continue reading →

I’m on my lunch break from that most hated of civic duties: jury duty. California has at least changed their policy to one day/one trial… meaning that you spend one day waiting to be put on a trial, and are … Continue reading →

Have I told you that I love my job? Probably not. After all, there’s all that stuff abotu being Dooced. You can never be too careful, naybe. Have I told you that I’ve also been drinking? It’s Cinco de Mayon, … Continue reading →

I have this thing that’s common amongst guys. It’s the thing where you want the girl that you can’t have, and once you get here, you’re not as interested anymore. In fact, this might actually translate to pretty much everything … Continue reading →

The big news in the world today, other than the Denise Richards vs. Heather Locklear title bout, is that Beverage Industry Cuts Calories for School Kids NEW YORK (Reuters) – The U.S. beverage industry has agreed to fight child obesity … Continue reading →

I’m not a big fan of Mondays… which is a little bit like saying, “I’m not a big fan of getting punched in the face.” Of course I’m not a big fan of Mondays. Who is? Coma victims who regain … Continue reading →

A funny thing happened on the way to Saints & Sinners Despite being a fucking bastard, I come from a long line of Good Samaritans. I’ve never been quite the altruist I always dreamed of, though. Or more correctly, I … Continue reading →