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People should not be afraid of their governments. Governments should be afraid of their people. Last night, I saw V for Vendetta. As I still don’t have TV, I didn’t really have any idea what the movie was about. I’d … Continue reading →

I uploaded all of my Vegas photos for your perusal and criticism. I don’t know why I don’t Buzznet them like the cool kids but I should be. Especially because I have videos that I haven’t figured out how to … Continue reading →

And I still haven’t found what I’m looking for. I think the person that I’m looking for, the person that I haven’t found yet, the person that I wonder if she’s even out there, is Natalie Portman’s character in Garden … Continue reading →

I’ll give you the executive summary: .: I took today and yesterday off from work.: Yesterday I went skiing with friends. It was awesome..: Today, the insurance company brought back all of my (salvageable stuff). I’ve been opening boxes like … Continue reading →

I love Vegas, and it is not a love unrequited. Vegas loves me back, and it does so with gusto and passion. Vegas returns my phone calls. Vegas sends me text messages so I know she’s thinking about me. Vegas … Continue reading →

I had two thoughts upon waking this morning: >1:. A quote created itself and floated through my head, “Tomorrow is today’s epilogue and yesterday’s echo.” Ummm, huh? 2:. It’s weird how when you’re lying on your back in bed reading … Continue reading →

Homer: Your honor? I’d like to sue the producers of “Police Cops” for twenty million dollars for improper use of my name. Judge: Court finds in favor of “Police Cops”. Next case. Homer: [shuffles papers] Then I’d like to legally … Continue reading →

I woke up this morning and I didn’t know where I was or what day it was. I didn’t recognize my apartment as my apartment and I didn’t recognize Friday as Friday. I sat straight up in bed like a … Continue reading →

This is exactly why Jay Leno is a punk bitch Jay Leno Apologizes to Offended Viewer LOS ANGELES – Jay Leno knows that comedy means sometimes having to say you’re sorry. After Leno’s “Tonight Show” aired a sketch that compared … Continue reading →

I admire dedication. You have to, right? When someone’s totally committed to a course of action, even if you don’t agree with it, even if it’s the stupidest thing in the world, even if you know and they know they’ll … Continue reading →