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I talked about running live a while ago, and it, along with the domestication of the dog, continues unabated. The reasons are good, though. There’s the female contingent… which again, is baffling. Why should I deserve any attention? The bigger … Continue reading →

So the rest of you are finally starting to get it. Good. Bush’s Approval Rating Falls to New Low WASHINGTON – More and more people, particularly Republicans, disapprove of President Bush’s performance, question his character and no longer consider him … Continue reading →

Say what you will about Paris Hilton, but it can’t be denied that she commands attention… and apparently obedience. Just look at the expression on that interviewer’s face, he’s completely transfixed. Paris: You will do my bidding for evermore.Guy: I…will…do … Continue reading →

Paging Dr. Freud *ring ring*Hello?Hi, this is Michael in neuro-surgery, I was paged?Uhh… I don’t (laughs), I don’t think soYou didn’t page a neuro-surgeon?Sorry, no.Is this 457-2599?Nope.Ah, sorry! Good night.Bye… Best wrong number ever!

I’m the cock-o-the-walk, baby! It doesn’t matter how many times I see it, Ill just never get tired of this: >

I had this English Composition class back in high school where every few days we would have to do a “quick write”. Basically… well, not even “basically”, this is the sum-total of what the exercise was: you have 10 minutes … Continue reading →

The Oscars was on a few weeks ago or whenever the fuck, and I couldn’t have cared less. >Despite the fact that I spend every day in Hollywood, and am inundated by tourists asking for my autograph and starlets asking … Continue reading →

Living a mere 10 minutes walk from the beach has its advantages… namely, that it’s a mere 10 minutes walk from the beach. There is nothing more beautiful, exciting, calming, or able to heal more diseases an leap tall buildings … Continue reading →

I present to you the sum total of my pics from my recently aborted trip to China. Standing in my bathroom, about to go out and meet the taxi, one last quick mental inventory to make sure I have everything … Continue reading →

I had this girlfriend a long time ago who would had this expression: “running live”. She started saying it originally when she was addicted to coke and was on day two or three of a multi-day jag where she would … Continue reading →