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Taking a romantic candle-lit shower is rendered somewhat less romantic when: a) you are taking said candle-lit shower alone, and,b) you are taking said candle-lit shower in the first place because the power is out .: Well someone who knows … Continue reading →

Even Cnet is hip to Talk Like a Pirate Day

3:44 A.M. Shut up!…Shut up!…shut up! Shut up! Shut the fuck up!Just shut the fuck up! Pack the fuck up! And get the fuck out!murmuringShut the fuck up! You are such a fucking cunt! A fucking CUNT!murmuring, cryingYou are just … Continue reading →

I wonder how the Republicans who voted for Bush, or even just the undecided’s who reveled in their apathy and stayed home, feel about the way things are going these days? No Osama bin Laden capture (four years later). No … Continue reading →

A word of advice: say you’re going to Walgreeens… no, seriously, say it out-loud. Thanks. Say you’re going to Walgreens for sundry items from toothpaste to Blistex to Q-tips. At this particular Walgreens, after walking around and around for 10 … Continue reading →

I had this dream last night where I was riding my bike through a neighborhood, and I came across this enclave of what would normally be called tract homes… but these were different. These were really nice, designer homes, in … Continue reading →

It was an eventful and fun, but probably not universally interesting, holiday weekend. There was mountain biking, and body boarding, and volleyball, and BBQ’ing, and basketball, and woodworking. But any of the good times and happy memories created have been … Continue reading →

By now, everyone is well aware of the situation in New Orleans and elsewhere. The death toll is rising, the conditions are worsening, and people just need help. Consier, then, giving generously to the Red Cross Disaster Relief Fund.

I think it’s weird that when you search for Dave Kleeman… which I often do, searching for myself in the wilderness of existence… I’m not directly referenced until the 7th page, and then with a semi-broken link (gotta fix that). … Continue reading →

After reading this article about how average SAT Math scores have hit an all-time high in the class of 2005, I was motivated to see how, if at all, that correlated to my scores from back in the day. I … Continue reading →