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The world is full of people just trying to continue their own flow. Like the guy on the beach cruiser trying to go through the McDonald’s drive-thru at midnight. All he wants is a Big Mac, maybe some fries, to … Continue reading →

…the one you are and me. I’ve been sick for days now, trying mostly to ignore it, except for the two days that I stayed home feverish and with the cold sweats. Other than that I’m running live at work, … Continue reading →

Or so I’m told pretty regularly. I don’t know that I’m the same kind of weird that you’re thinking of…in fact I’m sure of it. I think it’s more the name I get called because people don’t have another word … Continue reading →

I’m 34 years old. I have friends in various and sundry places around America and a few in other countries…like the United Kingdom, Hong Kong, Thailand, Japan, Singapore… When I “talk” to those friends (through skype or email), it always … Continue reading →

“If I had a peanut allergy, I’d just DIE!” One phrase, two meanings…efficient! That phrase popped in my head for no apparent reason other than that I had had Thai papaya salad with dinner that has a sprinkling of peanuts … Continue reading →

Are you fucking kidding me?

I’m typing on a netbook. That being the latest in the string of gadgets that I keep purchasing for myself. I justify it to myself by saying that I really need it because my home laptop’s harddrive crashed rendering it … Continue reading →

There are two kinds of people in this world: the fuck-hole who realizes he needs to be in the left-turn lane and sits stopped at a green light blocking all the thru-traffic until the left arrow comes on and he … Continue reading →

One thing I have learned about Chicago for Lollapalooza is that you CAN keep drinking after your 10th drink and 5th shot because, thankfully, Chicago is a giant brewery. Also, there are really tall women in theMidwest. I’m making no … Continue reading →

724. Why can’t they make plastic shower-curtain liners where the ends don’t fold in on themselves?725. A shot that will make it so #724 doesn’t bother me so much726. A pill that does the same as #725 for the weak … Continue reading →