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I’m 34 years old. I have friends in various and sundry places around America and a few in other countries…like the United Kingdom, Hong Kong, Thailand, Japan, Singapore… When I “talk” to those friends (through skype or email), it always … Continue reading →

“If I had a peanut allergy, I’d just DIE!” One phrase, two meanings…efficient! That phrase popped in my head for no apparent reason other than that I had had Thai papaya salad with dinner that has a sprinkling of peanuts … Continue reading →

Are you fucking kidding me?

I’m typing on a netbook. That being the latest in the string of gadgets that I keep purchasing for myself. I justify it to myself by saying that I really need it because my home laptop’s harddrive crashed rendering it … Continue reading →

There are two kinds of people in this world: the fuck-hole who realizes he needs to be in the left-turn lane and sits stopped at a green light blocking all the thru-traffic until the left arrow comes on and he … Continue reading →

One thing I have learned about Chicago for Lollapalooza is that you CAN keep drinking after your 10th drink and 5th shot because, thankfully, Chicago is a giant brewery. Also, there are really tall women in theMidwest. I’m making no … Continue reading →

724. Why can’t they make plastic shower-curtain liners where the ends don’t fold in on themselves?725. A shot that will make it so #724 doesn’t bother me so much726. A pill that does the same as #725 for the weak … Continue reading →

I don’t know, it’s what just popped in my head. If I wake up tomorrow and this doesn’t still make me chuckle for some reason, you won’t see it to be able to judge for yourself. On a side note, … Continue reading →

I’m addicted to cooking competition shows; which, in and of itself, I find amusing. Cooking competition? Like for points and whatnot? An act of love, or just basic survival, morphed into something grade-able seems incongruous to me. Anyway, Top Chef, … Continue reading →

I just spent the better part of a Saturday cleaning half of my apartment. I’m not sure why that is so exhausting; but seeing as my place is already pretty clean to begin with, I’m either spectacularly out of shape … Continue reading →