I am 30 today. Somehow I thought there would be more llamas. I’m not sure why.
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Also, the features of this Roomba vacuum cleaner seem a bit grandiose.

.: Safely and quietly sweeps and vacuums hard wood, carpet, and tile floors
.: Great on pet hair and all kinds of dirt and debris
>.: Automatically cleans your floors while you enjoy life

While I enjoy life? Really? Who knew it was so simple?!