Author Archives: DAK

So don’t judge me, but I’m selling some stuff on ebay. It’s highly likely that you will draw some conclusions about me based on the items I’ve once owned, but I urge you to disregard that completely and instead keep … Continue reading →

So I’m under a lot of stress, and not feeling very funny… sorry about that. As for Canada, I’m dragging my feet and still undecided. Of course, I already signed the offer and accepted the job, but since then all … Continue reading →

Jive turkey Daih’ Dave, Thank yo’ ass real damn much 4 yo’ applicashun an’ yo’ interest in Frog! Da bomb! As we have seen, yo’ ass have some lot o’ qualificashuns an’ fly skills but unfortunate-like, at dis moment we … Continue reading →

You know that whole thing with the moving to Canada and stuff? Yeah… not so much. Stay tuned.

Breaking News! I know all you other unemployed people are watching it, too: The Winona Ryder Sentencing! .: supervised probation for 36 months.: one day in jail, time-served.: fine of $1,000 plus penalties. Total: $2,700.: restitution fine of $1,000.: restitution … Continue reading →

I’m a PC-guy so there’s no love lost between me and Macs. In fact, I had the opportunity to use a Mac while in Texas and, I not only crashed it three times in two days, but I found the … Continue reading →

What? Going-away-presents? How thoughtful! Wait, what are you saying? Congratulations-on-the-new-job-gifts?! you’re too kind! Now just wait a gosh-darned (yeah, I said “gosh-darned”, deal with it) minute, early-Christmas-because-I’ll-be-moving-over-the-holidays-packages? Wow! That’s amazingly kind! OK, that was uncalled for. In all seriousness, though, … Continue reading →

Gummi Bear? They’ve been in my pocket. They’re real warm and soft.

Yes. Well as has been variously reported, yes I really did find a job. Yes that job really is in Canada. Yes that means I’ll be leaving my beloved California. And yes, my new favorite fake reason for leaving the … Continue reading →

Hi, my name is David Kleeman, and I’m a ____holic Well, let me apologize for my recent reticence (as if that’s necessary, I’m talking to myself in here). I’ve been (and am) in Austin, TX since last Monday, and computer … Continue reading →