Author Archives: DAK

Conversations with My Invisible Friend Jack™, who doesn’t actually exist Me: Hey man, what’s up? My Invisible Friend Jack™: …Me: Umm, hello? Is anybody there?My Invisible Friend Jack™: …Me: Dude Jack! How goes the war, man? Are you there?!My Invisible … Continue reading →

We are the champions In a flurry of self-sycophantic activity, I did my bi-annual self-Google-search. Where I was well buried the last time I did this, falling well behind another David Kleeman and his various hits related to his being … Continue reading →

Last night, my Dad flew in for the weekend. This morning, ADG flew away for the week. These bittersweet events have combined to remind me about the important things in my life. Namely: airports are crowded.

m’man, or rather, the man, Tony Pierce is calling for hits. It seems like an easy task, what with the hot chicks in catholic school girl outfits.

Urge to kill…rising! Granted, I’m unemployed and haven’t anything better to do but complain. Granted, being in that position is producing internal stress the likes of which I’ve never seen. Stress which will surely cause me to go berserk some … Continue reading →

I just turned on the TV to see Katie Couric interviewing Elvis’ tour manager, “Diamond Joe” Esposito. Aside: not, by the way, affiliated with the real Joseph “Diamond Joe” Esposito. So named for his penchant for diamond cuff links, shirt … Continue reading →

An aside I found out today that I totally rock on the didgeridoo. It must have been all those formative band-nerd years; and, at the very least, it’s not something you discover about yourself every day.

In this world of virtual communication at literal light-speed, I have decided to rail against the norm and embark on a snail-mail crusade. OK, so maybe it’s not quite a crusade…The Crusades were a crusade…let’s call it an effort with … Continue reading →

The Story of _______: Second in a Series Today’s Feature: Andy I want to say it was sophomore, but it was almost undoubtedly junior year in college…towards the end of the year, in fact, which surprises me, as we ended … Continue reading →

Hello…ello…ello? What every happened to Sacagawea? According to various articles the new dollar “bill” just wasn’t as popular as the gub’ment had hoped. One source goes on to pin the blame on Americans inherent resistance to change. What utter crap. … Continue reading →