Author Archives: DAK

I just caught a portion of the 50th or 60th broadcast of the MTV Music awards, and Jimmy Fallon just introduced Guns ‘n FUCK’N ROSES!!!! Holy crap do they ever suck now. The fact that the half-bald gutarist is clearly … Continue reading →

I’m back from the land of milk and honey and movie stars. We made the drive in unremarkable time, due mostly to our main conduits being closed for various reasons. Nevertheless, I made it back to my apartment, aka The … Continue reading →

Things are never as bad as they seem…except for when they’re worse, but this isn’t one of those times. I think things will work out. That is to say, things will work out, I just hope they work out the … Continue reading →

The hardest part, I think, is accepting that the dreams you had, the ones you optimistically banked on, will may not come to fruition. You believed in something to the point where you saw your future life, unfolding in front … Continue reading →

I need a job. Not having one is ruining my life, and I ain’t talking about money. Also, one of my closest friends is moving away. I am having a bad year. In fact, I often think about how I’ll … Continue reading →

You know what’s sad? An animated version of Michael J. Fox in the new Aquafina ads. There he is, in stylized animated form, simultaneously reminiscent of both Waking Life by form, and Back to the Future by visage. It’s great, … Continue reading →

Named, me thinks, in several places as one of the so-called Top 100 books of all Time (an honor, as an aside, increasingly hard to obtain and keep as time increases, with volume of candidates following closely), Ulysses was banned … Continue reading →

I will reserve judgment until I get some more insight, but people please: what is up with the stuffed animals in your car’s back window? I mean what is that? Granted, maybe I’m missing something…scratch that…I’m definitely missing something ’cause … Continue reading →

Reader Mail Hello friend! Well, I’m tying the knot! Can you believe it? That is my big news, I don’t really have a whole lot more than that. Write me back soon! 🙂 StephSteph (if that, indeed, is your real … Continue reading →

From LifeGem: A LifeGem is a certified, high quality diamond created from the carbon of your loved one as a memorial to their unique and wonderful life. The LifeGem diamond is more than a memorial to visit on the weekends … Continue reading →