Author Archives: DAK

Dorf on Gol… I mean: SPAM on SPAM From: Spammy Spammerton@SpamSpam.SpamTo: chosen fewSubject: Live and Work Like a RockStar The hardest part of your job will be taking checks to your bank and depositing them and I’ve even made that … Continue reading →

It’s a wide road, four lanes to a direction, and crossing it on a left turn means crossing a lot of real estate. To it’s merit, the intersection is fairly well-lit in the evening, bathed in the gangrenous glow of … Continue reading →

The Bard doth speak!

Dear Applicant: Thank you for the interest you have shown in employment with Precision Dynamics. Your experience and achievements are quite impressive; however, your qualifications do not meet our current requirements. We will keep your application/resume active for 60 days … Continue reading →

It’s September 12th.I’ve updated my resume and if you, or someone you know, is in a hiring-type position, feel free to take a look…oh please do! If you’re interested, I most want to be a Product Designer. And so it … Continue reading →

It’s hot today, so a Slurpee seemed in order. So, off to 7-Eleven I went, to create a masterpiece of frozen-ish Coke and Wild Cherry. I love 7-11 as much as the next guy, no doubt, but does this ever … Continue reading →

This weekend, among other things, ADG and I wandered into an ill-organized garage sale that, despite it’s disarray, had a fairly fascinating collection of books for sale. Many of them were political or historical in nature, some in the original … Continue reading →

Big ideas come from small people I was motivated, today, to think about the nature of self, and, the innate potential of humanity. So many times (at least personally), we (or I) have ideas or thoughts that pop into our … Continue reading →

Back in High School English class, we had what we called “quick-writes”. They were basically just a blur of words on any subject vomited on to a page within a three minute time span. If we were ever stuck on … Continue reading →

My apartment complex has installed some new washing machines. It seems that these will be slightly more resistant to my usual efforts, so that’s a drawback. They are the front-loading type, though, which I think means more clothes per wash, … Continue reading →