Author Archives: DAK

My body is reacting fairly violently to getting older. So, in the interests of record-keeping. Here is a picture of my last day as 27: And here’s a picture of me reacting to how cheezy I look in that first … Continue reading →

How serendipitous So I like to cook. Not the most manly thing to do, I’m sure, but the ladeez seem to like it. Besides, I have all these tattoos and piercings to make up for it. At any rate, my … Continue reading →

It is a little known fact that I’ll be going on “vacation” (and I use vacation in the loosest sense of the word, seeing as I have no job to take a vacation from) to Washington D.C. next week. As … Continue reading →

Wall Street Throws in the TowelBy DAVID KLEEMAN, AP NEW YORK (AP) – Citing a general sense of malaise, Wall Street employees and executives unilaterally agreed to put an end to the world’s largest securities exchange Tuesday. Doors were permanently … Continue reading →

Having it driven into my brain like the rest of you undoubtedly have, I caught myself humming Nelly: It’s getting hot in here…So take off all your clothes…I am…Getting so hot…I wanna take my clothes offDoobie-doobie dah dah, doobie-doobie-doobie dah … Continue reading →

Continued Spam Adventures Well, no one yet seems to have a solution to my spam dilemmas; but, there’s a silver lining to that cloud. If I did have some impregnable spam-blocker in place, I’d have missed today’s best subject-line: From: … Continue reading →

As part of a larger goal in life, I’ve been taking a realty class at the local community college. It’s been keeping my brain moist…but barely. If I have to sit through another twenty minutes about how if you take … Continue reading →

For the good of the community If you’re a regular reader of this site, you may remember a post in which I put up a truncated version of a spam e-mail I got talking about how spam was such a … Continue reading →

I wonder if cops ever get to listen to the radio when they’re cruising around in their patrol cars. I’m thinking probably not. It would be surreal to see a officer blasting Roberta Flack’s Tonight I Celebrate My Love while … Continue reading →

That time of year again I’m not saying you have to, of course. If you feel perfectly fine enjoying the ruminations of an unemployed designer for free, more power to you. If the thought of giving back to the individuals … Continue reading →