Author Archives: DAK

Down goes Frasier! Down goes Frasier! >I’m not going to say it was a landslide, but it was the first step in the long journey to the presidency for Kerry. Bush sounded a bit weak with his repititous “mixed-messages” message. … Continue reading →

The thing about The Karate Kid, see, is that it’s the best movie ever made. Casablanca, The Godfather, Gone with the Wind? Please! Kid’s got Mr. Miyagi, bitch! See he’s a maintenance man with a black-belt in compassion and love. … Continue reading →

I am 30 today. Somehow I thought there would be more llamas. I’m not sure why. >Also, the features of this Roomba vacuum cleaner seem a bit grandiose. .: Safely and quietly sweeps and vacuums hard wood, carpet, and tile … Continue reading →

Fry’s strategy for dealing with questions regarding your back-ordered order, your desire to check on said order, and your even more pressing questions about why they would even offer something for sale that would immediately go on back-order once they … Continue reading →

Here’s the strategy: Whenever the chips are down scare America. It’s amazing that the masses of America don’t seem to notice that periodically there’s a “terror alert” or a reminder that “you are all in mortal danger” or “you will … Continue reading →

I had this dream last night where ADG was telling me how desperately necessary it is to wash behind my ears before I go to bed. I wash behind my ears in my morning shower, of course (both inreality and … Continue reading →

Did you know I’m turning 30 next week? I’m turning 30 next week. Even though my real age is a mere 20.3, I’ll be officially crossing the 3-0 barrier. >Judging from my peers, I assume it’s all down hill from … Continue reading →

Holy… crap. Batman! >As sent by a co-worker: Here’s a picture of a public toilet in Switzerland that’s made entirely out of one-way glass. No one can see you in there, but when you are inside it looks like you’re … Continue reading →

The trick, you see, is to obstinately believe that you did not, in fact, deserve a parking ticket, and you are therefore not, in fact, paying it. Hold on to this belief when you write the letter to the City … Continue reading →