Author Archives: DAK

On my way to work They installed a traffic alert sign overhanging Venice Blvd. It’s a little odd, as you typically don’t see signs like this on mere streets, only highways. I assume that this sign will tell me if … Continue reading →

Reader Mail I’m not sure why, because it’s not solicited, but I get a lot of reader mail. Most of it is complete and utter adoration, as I’m sure you can identify with, but some of it is asking for … Continue reading →

In other news, I totally saw Jeffrey from The Fresh Prince of Bel Aire in the Santa Monica Staples parking lot. It was a Sunday, which meant Staples unfortunately closed at 6:00PM instead of after the 6:08PM when Jeffrey, ADG, … Continue reading →

From what I’ve been able to gather, pretty much everyone at my soon to be new company knows about my site. Not that this is necessarily a problem or anything, but it is something I’ve not experienced before. The obvious … Continue reading →

I’ve always had this theory that all of that “Back in my day, kids didn’t etc, etc” was just the golden hue of ill-remembered hindsight. There always has been crime, and murder, and rape, and incest, and lies, and horror; … Continue reading →

I’m spending $2.30/gallon for 87 octane and you don’t have a friggin’ squeegee to wash my windows with? You’ve got to be kidding me.

I can already see how’s it going to happen. I’ll walk in with a faint smile and will be greeted by a larger one. Lambs to slaughter, no idea of their fate. I’ve mulled over a number of opening lines … Continue reading →

Well, it’s starting to happen, I’m aging my way out of Old Navy. I’d already made the observation earlier this year that I was almost through with the Gap, so it should come as no surprise that I am evolving … Continue reading →

OK, I did it! So what? In celebration of his upcoming 10-year anniversary of killing his ex-wife and her… waiter, OJ Simpson finally comes clean. Shocking, I’m sure. [insert joke about how OJ’s search for the real killer could have … Continue reading →

I hadn’t mentioned it, but I added a feed for those of you who are geekily inclined (ummm, like me). That way, you can get all Dave all the time! I’m so envious of you.