Author Archives: DAK

I saw an LA-mullet at lunch today, which is fairly rare considering the fashion-forward attitude that is pervasive in the LA Basin. It was blond, flowing, and accentuated by a mustache. I searched for traces of irony in the mulletee; … Continue reading →

Even when it’s frustrating I still love the eBay. I’m not addicted or anything, selling Beanie Babies until my eyes gush blood. My rating is a respectable 19, though, with a snazzy little yellow star, so I’ve had more than … Continue reading →

Seeing as I’m one of CNN’s top 20 sources for political commentary, I thought I’d chime-in a bit with some statistics and whatnot: I am 100% not likely to vote for Bush. Thank you for your time. Of actual interest … Continue reading →

I enabled my Blogger-profile with the express purpose of finding out how many posts I had written. Apparently, I have dropped 1,201 precious pearls of wisdom to you, The Masses. You’d think I’d be more popular considering that kind of … Continue reading →

This is supposed to make me feel better? So Count Floppy von-Flopalot is coming back to the fold. I loved him in his pre-flop days, the days of the Magic and Divac hug; but then he went to Charlotte, and … Continue reading →

We saw Anchorman without you this weekend. I’m sorry. We wanted to see a funny movie, and that was the best one we could think of at the time. I know we didn’t call you, but it’s not because we … Continue reading →

I am a Pepsi afficionado. As such, I feel it is my duty to report on the new Pepsi Edge (who’s website, by the way, I found somewhat bewildering and completely un-entertaining, thereby illustrating that I am getting old and … Continue reading →

I’ve kept quiet on the Laker situation for some time now. I said nothing when they were embarrassed in the Finals, when the Shaq trade rumors started, when Phil left for literally greener pastures, when Kobe might have been going … Continue reading →

What the huh? In response to a comment in the below, I thought I’d summarize the whole page being called Stuff and Stuff, and floorpie.net and etc, etc: So ‘Stuff and Stuff’, originally (or at least, to the best of … Continue reading →

I type this from my living room on my new wide-screen laptop. Because I’m just that much of a dork. Sweeeet.