Author Archives: DAK

According to my referral logs, I am the #1 Yahoo! Search result for super hott chicks. Yeah, that seems about right.

I find it fairly astonishing how many times I leave the bathroom with my zipper down. I do not mean to imply by this, by the way, that it happens on a regular basis, or even close to a majority … Continue reading →

With decisions finally made, I should be able to return to my usual, banal content. After the quitting, of course. The e-mail quitting, no less. The e-mail quitting because my boss is in China for the next few weeks, having … Continue reading →

Because you’ve been waited with baited-breath: I accepted Job B. Now I just have to figure out how to quit a job I like.

I’m a genius in the 20 minutes between starting to fall asleep, and actually asleep. The problem is, I mean that literally: I am a genius during, and only during, the 20 minutes before real sleep. Any time outside of … Continue reading →

Well, it’s getting down to the wire on the below, and I’m honestly not any closer to a definitive decision. I often think I am, of course, but then I get some kind of epiphany and swing the other way. … Continue reading →

We’re gonna slow it down for a little bit here I don’t mean to bring down the show or anything, but I have a serious question to pose to you, the nameless pairs, possibly fews. This is a real-life question … Continue reading →

I just got the, “What’s up, guy?” from someone I recognize but don’t know, which is my all-time second on the Greetings Deemed Most Awesome™ list. The first being the rather untouchable, Double Thumbs-Up While Flexing Biceps and Giving the … Continue reading →

You know those wheels you see land surveyor’s use that have an odometer on them? They’re basically a unicycle, but without the seat, and the guy walks around your property measuring off distances and such. Useful? I guess so. At … Continue reading →

This is my stop, I wanna get off When you dodge even the hint of war half a dozen times, and hide yourself away in the Air National Guard, why would you criticize a decorated war-veteran? Why would you do … Continue reading →