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If you want any real indication of how lame I am, I only have 6 friends on my Friendster profile. And I apparently care about this. And I’m blogging about it. This is how lame I am. I don’t think … Continue reading →

The WB’s Beauty and the Geek renewed for a second season: Geek premiered June 1 to good reviews. “At last,” Ray Richmond wrote in the Hollywood Reporter, “a reality show that smacks of something remotely clever and doesn’t leave you … Continue reading →

Love Google but find yourself to fat and lazy to actually read the results? Try Speegle instead. Pick the sultry “female voice” and hear your digital seductress say such phrases as Long Dong Silver and “dildo factory” to your heart’s … Continue reading →

The thing about the commercials for women’s razors, see, is that their legs are already shaved before they lather up. With the guys, is all about, how much stubble can we shave off this Marlboro man for the new age; … Continue reading →

At around 2:30PST I noticed that, according to the “online meter” in my sidebar (you know, the thing that most likely pathetically says 1 online right now), that 28 people were online at that moment. >This, obviously, was some kind … Continue reading →

The Return of the Once and Future King It’s Hollywood, baby, the land of milk, honey, and movie stars; and King Tut himself is the toast of the town as he returns to the LACMA for a five month exhibition. … Continue reading →

Being sick makes for a bland, un-postable weekend. Unless you consider replacing the innards of my toilet post-worthy. Oh, you don’t? I guess one thing about me that you can cull from that exceedingly boring tidbit of information is another … Continue reading →

So I check my referral logs from time to time (obsessively every three minutes) and I notice the return of a few of you by your main domains. For instance, there are the 1 (or two) of you from utexas.edu. … Continue reading →

You have a lot of time to think when you’re in a hotel room in a foreign city. Which is why I have the TV on almost constantly, I would assume. I think I’ve seen at least parts of Spiderman … Continue reading →

If I had to sum up Central Florida in one descriptive phrase it would be this: There are a lot of Camaros here.