Author Archives: DAK

In the news today: Bush Pledges Not to Let Up in Terror War I had every intention of making some devastatingly sarcastic comment about how he’s pledging to do just as much as he’s been doing… meaning “nothing”, of course, … Continue reading →

Through the sudden and capricious use of e-mail rules, and a hyper-sensitive anti-virus program, I have put an effective stop to the SoBig virus e-mails that have deluged my inbox over the past few days. I think it was the … Continue reading →

He said his name was Richard I get random promptings about job openings from time to time. It only makes sense as my resume is literally everywhere (seriously, check your desktop… bing!). I received this one today, and I relay … Continue reading →

A couple of new license plates were submitted by Ariel over the weekend (scroll to the bottom). It’s almost not fair hunting for vanity plates here in L.A., as you’re almost more likely to see one than not. The BLNGX2 … Continue reading →

In joyous news, there’s something that I received that could really turn my life around. I’m so excited: From: ndukadoneTo: WebmasterSubject: urgent attention FROM THE DESK OF OBAYEMI NDUKA,CHIEF ACCOUNTANT,UNITED BANK FOR AFRICA-UBA,LAGOS,NIGERIA.ALTRENATIVE EMAIL ADDRESS: obeyeminduka@email.com GREETINGS. IN ORDER TO … Continue reading →

They weren’t from around here. I’d almost say Utah if it weren’t for the butterfly tattoo in the middle of her back, and the mess of ink on his shoulder. For whatever reason, I don’t think of Utah without assuming … Continue reading →

Gray Davis was washing his car in front of his mansion today. He looked pretty relaxed after his speech, drinking a beer, and putting another coat of wax on his ’85 Camaro. Being a Californian, I thought I’d say hey: … Continue reading →

It’s interesting how things are linked. The hollistic approach. How a 29-hour logically power-saving blackout can cost $1 Billion, for instance. The blackout, in fact, cost a mere $36 million per hour… all money that could have been saved if … Continue reading →

When it rains, it pours Suddenly, I have gone from no concrete possibilities to:.: two offers.: a pending third,: and an interview with a fourth two more Which, although welcome, cranks up the stress. It may soon come to pass … Continue reading →

We went to a housewarming party in the Hollywood Hills for some of my best friends this weekend. The multi-million dollar home overlooks a parking lot and has no swimming pool; but that’s what a million-five gets you in California … Continue reading →